So, what do you get for your stock purchase? So glad you asked! As a premier investor in Mickey’s New House you will have the ultra-rare opportunity to come out here once a year (travel expenses not covered, of course) to the Mickey’s New House shareholders meeting and hang out for an ENTIRE AFTERNOON. That’s right, you can hang out with me on my couch, drink some beers (bring your own or purchase for $ each), watch some football or whatever else is on TV, and just relax with myself and the family. At 5:00 PM that day, you can cast your vote for the Chairman of the Mickey’s New House Board (don’t stress about it, man, I have more shares than you and I’m the only one on the ballot), and then kindly get the fuck out.
Some weeks ago I just got the evidence you were talking about, we were helping at a construction site, they mostly wanted guys to help but there were some girls as well (I'm in the girls' camp btw), and at the end they said I had been working like two guys :D It felt great, even knowing that all the guys were office rats it was great to see that I could work even harder than they (we were carrying trees, it was fun, especially picking them up at the end and throwing them among the others, it was like the best workout I've ever had).